Please remove this two!And check behind the couches for more.
I think that bag has a cold.
Out! And take your matching duffel-friend with you.
What are all these girls here for?
We happen to have a very famous rock star checking in this afternoon.
It's so silly how insane women get when it comes to musicians.
Who is it?
That McCartney fellow.
Paul McCartney?! I LOVE PAUL McCARTNEY!
Who's he?
Not Paul McCartney. Jesse McCartney.
Who's he?
I can't believe all these girls are screaming for Jesse McCartney,it's so lame.
And delusional.They all think they have a shot with Jesse when clearly,
he and I are meant to be.
Do you know where the manager's office is?
Over there.
Thanks.
Wasn't that Jesse McCartney?
3, 2, 1, In going!..Aha!
Hey Cody, you're just in time to test out my new invention.
I call it, the catapult toaster. See, now you can sit at the table and relax
and let the toast come.....to you.
Listen,Arwin,I was wondering if I could use some of your tools.
I'm entering Boston's junior science contest and my project still needs a lot of work.
Sure,sure.What are you making?
It's gonna be a laser.
Cool,you know,I entered a science contest at my school once.
Yeah,did you win?
Well, I-I-I would have, but you know, one lousy explosion and they ban you for life.
That gym needed a pool anyway.I'm sure you'll do better with your project.
I better.I just gotta win this science award.Then I can get into M.I.T. and
invent a nanobot that eats oil spills and be able to retire comfortably while
taking care of my aging mother and paying my brother's bail money.
Zack's in jail?
Not yet.
Oh.
Well,if you need any help,I'm right here. After all I am a...professional inventor.
Buttered toast?
Ok, I really need a picture of Jesse McCartney for my school newspaper.
Don't worry, I'll get us in there to see him rehearse.
Afterall,he's a celebrity,I'm a celebrity. We're first celebrities once removed.
You go in there and you'll be removed.
My father won't stand for this.
Actually, I just received a fax from your father,asking that you be kept
away from all celebrity guests staying at the hotel. He doesn't want a repeat of the Orlando Bloom incident.
Just tell Daddy it's different this time.
Ummm...Aha,different this time, ah here we aaare.
Its not different, you are clearly obsessed with (insert celebrity name here)
and if you continue to harass (insert celebrity name here),
you will be sent to (insert boarding school name here.)
That's it, if he doesn't let me see Jesse....
I've got runaway script at the top of my lungs, and hold my breath until I turn blue.Which will it be.
Do you always have to do everything that daddy tells you to?
Of course I do, until such time that your father tells me I don't.
I have to get in there to meet my future husband.
Ok, but we're not going to do anything stupid, right?
No!
Ok.
I feel so stupid.
Check,check 1,2,2...
It's him! It's him!
He's real excited about the soup of the day.
Could you calm down?
Sorry.
He's just a regular guy like you and me.
With a voice of an angel.
Hey, don't get any funny ideas, Jesse is mine.
Excuse me.
Ooh, he's gesturing to me. I think he wants to propose.
He's point at the water,dingbat. He thinks you're a waiter.
Why would he think that? Alright.
Thanks man.
Ahhh,he called me 'man'. We are so meant to be.
* I don't want another pretty face *
* I don't want just anyone to hold *
* I don't want my love to go to waste *
* I want you and your beautiful soul *
* I know,that you,are something special *
* And to you,I'd be,always faithful *
* I want,to be,what you always needed *
* Then I hope you'll see the heart in me *
* 'Cause I don't want another pretty face *
* I don't want just anyone to hold *
* I don't want my love to go to waste *
* I want you and your beautiful soul *
* You're the one I wanna chase *
* You're the one I wanna hold *
* I won't let another minute go to waste *
* I want you and your beautiful soul *
Great set man.
Try the soup.
Is everything ok in here, no screaming girls?
No,but there-there were couple of screaming waiters.
So, if I just connect the blue wire to the red wire...
Oh,nonono...Ahhh!
What's the matter?
Well,nothing,nothing,nothing,no you do it your way. Your way.
Connect whatever wires you want. The red to the blue. Or the yellow
to the blue. I'd do the yellow to the blue, but that's just me.
You need to follow your heart. Yellow to blue.
Arwin, I told you I'm supposed to do this project myself.
If I get help from someone else, it's cheating.
I know,I know,I know,I know, I promise I won't say anything else.
My lips are sealed. Do you want me to actually seal them, because I can.
Hey guys.
Hey! Carey, how are you doing?
Arwin, are you ok?
Wow!
Smooth.
Its ok, Arwin, I just came down to tell Cody it's for lunch.
Ok,let me just test it out once.
Uh oh!
Oh no, it's ruined.
I'll never win the science award now.
Cody it's ok,you'll still have time.
Maybe you should try something little simpler.Like that volcano we talked about?!
Like a stupid volcano is going to win.
Mine did get honorable mention in the Mini Madam Currie competion.
Those were simpler times.
You were a science geek?
The point is,it doesn't matter if you win, all that matters is you do your best.
Well my best is to go and win me a noble prize,pay for your nursing home
and get Zack out of jail.
Zack's in jail?
-Not yet. -Not yet.
-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here?
Be quiet, the maid it's in the bathroom.
You're trying to steal Jesse from me.
Oh please, I'm here for purely journalistic purposes.
Then why are you holding his bathrobe?
I collect plaid.
She's gone.
Good.Now give me my husband's bathrobe.
-No it's mine. -No.
Now, look what you did!
I'll take that!
What are you doing here?
Are you in love with Jesse too?
Nooo!!I'm selling this stuff on the street,one girl gave me 30 bucks
for a tissue that Jesse spit his gum into.
There's big money in obsession.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Yeah,I mean sneaking into someone's room,invading their privacy,
going through their personal belongings, oh,he's a boxer guy!
Darn, the maid got all the dirty towels, now I have to start from the scratch.
What are you doing?
There.Now it's being used by Jesse McCartney.
I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
London, you just saw Zack dirty it himself.
Fine,30!
(Hey guys how is it going?)
(Pretty good Mr.McCartney)
-Oh it's him,it's him,it's him!!! -It's him!!!
How do I look?
Penniless and your hair's messed up.
(I told you we have vigilant security no one is getting into this room not even a mouse.)
Rats!It's Moseby!
Ahhhh!!
I am terribly sorry about all the unruling fans! I've order a S.W.A.T. team for this evening!
It's not big deal.You kind of get used to it,you know?
You'd be surprise what some of these fans would do!
Ecxuse me.There don't seem to be any towels.
Oh,I'm terribly sorry ,once again.
I'll get them myself.
Thanks you can just leave 'em by the bathroom door.
As you wish.
Where're you going?
Don't you think it would make a cute story for the press when they
find out Jesse and I first met when he was flossing?
I think it'll make a cute story for the police.Come On!
Nothing!Stupid laser will never work.
I wish I could fix it just so I can use it to destroy it.
I like the way your mind works.
All you have to do is make some minor adjustments and you'll win hands down.
Ok,let's see.The copper chloride is supposed to be heated here by
connecting the power source to the red wire...
Blue!!...gouhou...
...I mean the blue wire?!So the discharge to couples the laser
medium with the optical cavity.
gouhou....Not quite...gouhou.
You...gouhou...forgot...gouhou... the buffer gas...gouhou.
That means I have to weld it.
Which means I have to use this dangerous welding torch!
Designed for adults!
Maybe I, an adult, should help you. A child.
I think that will be acceptable.
Wow!I am gonna win this prize.
You mean I'm gonna win that prize.
Exactly,cause I deserve it.
This should bring in a nice chunk of change.
That's Jesse's lucky bracelet.
How do you know so much about my fiance?
I'm a journalist, I do my research.
He never performs without it, we have to take it back,
otherwise he could freeze up in the middle of his concert and we'll be
responsible for ruining his career.
Oh,he dosn't need a..."career".
We'll survive on love and Daddy's money.
Fine,I'll just give him the bracelet back and tell him I found it.
Then I'll ask for his pants as a reward.
So your plan is to tell him you found his lucky bracelet in the close drawer of his bedside table?
Ohhh,good plan.
Bad plan.
If Moseby finds out, we'll all be in trouble.
...and Zack could end up in jail.
Funny, that's what Cody always says.
Wow!This is really elaberate. Especially for one day's work.
Thanks.
I mean, you must be really proud of Cody's invention.
I mean, finally his talent is being recognized after all these years.
He's twelve.
Duh.
And now our finalist will demonstrate their projects.
Barbara Brownstin and the science of volcanos.
Uhm..Ehh it's suppose to bubble up and produse ash.
Ok,I feel better now.
Sheldon Walters!
My invention is called M.E.C.
which stand for my energy converter. You put garbage in this end
and it turns into energy.
Are you sure this is going to work?
Of course I'm sure.
I...We..You build it. Didn't I...We...You...
Our next participant is Mr.Cody Martin who will demonstrate his laser.
Thank you.I'm going to use this laser to cut a square out of that sheet of metal.
Lights please!
Oups!
Ladies and Gentlemen my volcano.
He looks so adorable when he's asleep.
Like an angel.
Even snor is beautifully.
Let's focus people.We put the bracelet back get couple of shirts and we're gone.
Ok.
It's stuck.
Hush little rock star,stay were you are London is gonna buy you shiny car.
London,give us a hand,would you?
London!
What are you doing?
I think this is gonna be our Christmas/Chanukah card.
Hey,get away from my boyfriend.
I can't move.
A likely story.
It's not a story,it's the truth. But while I'm here can you take a picture of us?
No.
Zack,take a picture of us.
I'm kind of busy here!
What's going on?
Hi, you don't know me, but we're gonna be married.
SECURITY!
Run!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Let me go!
Throw him outta here fellas.
Hey!Wait a minute.I was only in here trying to return your lucky bracelet!
Return?! Don't you mean steal?
No you see I stole it when you're in the bathroom and Moseby went to
get you towels.
And by the way while were confencing I stole those too.
How many times have you been in here?
A couple.Well at least I wasn't pawing through your drawers like my wacky friends.
You hang out with those girls, what are they like, two years older than you?
Three.
Impressive dude.
You can let him down, guys.
So the girls always after you like this?
Yeah, it gets kind weird.
Really?
No.
Oh you know fame's fame is pretty cool.It just comes at a price.
Speaking of price are you finished with that pillow case?
Sorry, you were saying?
Ahh it's just sometimes I feel like I don't get to do regular stuff,
you know, shoot hoops, play video games.
If you like video games,come back to my place and I'll press you like the pretty boy that you are.
You're on.
And it's Mr. Pretty boy to you.
We are so going to win.
What ever happens Cody,I am very proud of you.
Mostly beacuse you did this all by yourself.
Right,Arwin?
Yes.
And our winner is Cody Martin.
YES!
I'd like to thank the judges for awarding me this price.
I'd also like to thank my friend Arwin for letting me use his office.
I'd also like to thank my mother for being so supportive.
And not being judgmental.And loving me even though I lie to all and I don't deserve this prize!
I cheated.I had an adults help. Well Arwin's help.
He really deserve this trophy.
Ah Ah...I-I-I...Wow!
Thank you.Thank you.It is so nice to be recognized by the scientific community.
IN YOUR FACE,Sheldon!
Nice volcano Barbara "dormant."
Excuse me Sir.This competion is for children fourteen and under.How old are you?
Thirteen??!!
Alright...and a half.
You are disqualified!
No,please don't.
Our new winner is Sheldon Walters.
Cody, I'm so proud of you for doing the right thing, how do you feel?
Better than Arwin.
I'm fine.It was a beautiful volcano.
Man,you're really good at this.
Don't feel bad dude, we all have to get old sometime.
Jesse, just tell me your favorite color for my article.
I'm gonna say blue, is that ok?
I don't care what your favorite color is, I just want to marry you!
It's not brown is it?